Nitromethane! On a moped.

Spartan Royal Mansion

Born OK the First Time

Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian

I Don't Suffer From Insanity / I Enjoy Every Minute Of It

CAT > THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

I Voted NO! [Flight Pac]

This and the next appeared on the bags of commercial pilots on opposing sides of their unionization battle.

Level 1 P.U.P. "I'm On Board"

This and the previous appeared on the bags of Pilots on opposing sites of the unionization battle.

BUSH+DICK=SCREWED

Interestingly, this was in rural Arkansas - a predominantly Rep. friendly region.

BUSH IS A NATURAL DISASTER

Maybe a play on: Arkansas, the Natural State or the gulf coast hurricanes?